Celebrity Fit Clubber Dustin `Screech’ Diamond Hates `Vegan Farts’
Last night I watched VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club for the first time because absolutely nothing else was on and I had already finished my Joan of Arcadia DVD from Netflix.

Turns out, it was definitely not time (completely) lost.
Aside from being the season premiere, it was also an episode that introduced the contestants to raw vegan food!
The overweight and out-of-shape pseudo-celebs walked into a room with a spread of food. From a far they were excited. Cake!? Pizza!? As they neared, they lost enthusiasm. Raw vegan pizza?! What’s that?
Most of them began trying the food, as the nutritional specialist told them about the healthy foods they were tasting. But their reactions were barely shown. Instead, viewers got negativity.
“I’ve tried vegan food,” said plus-sized model Toccara, formerly from America’s Next Top Model. “I don’t like it!”
Luckily, thankfully, they pointed out to her that the grapes she was eating and the tomatoes that she enjoyed were vegan! Vegan does not have to equal weird, unusual food.
Dustin Diamond a.k.a. “Screech” from Saved by the Bell had the best reaction ever! “No way! Have you smelled vegan farts?!”
I was hysterically laughing out loud.
Not that I fart or anything … Vegan or not, I am a lady.



May 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am
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